Choose Your Own Adventure: The F’ed up Predestination Edition

[Originally posted on April 2, 2012] Even though I didn’t go to church until I was in high school, I was always very spiritual and religious.  I wanted to know the right path to follow and do the right thing.  I read my bible, I read about other religions; I tried to make sense of […]

Learning How to Sleep With Someone

[Originally posted on Mar 11, 2012] There is something we all must learn as we gingerly step into adulthood, and that is how to sleep with someone.  I’m not talking about anything sexual, I am simply talking about learning how to share a bed with another human being.  It’s a tricky thing, this sleeping together, […]

Tucson Bus System, Part 2: F-ing Red Robin

[Warning! I drop the F-bomb a few times in this due to quoting.  There is also some erm, more adult issues I mention in this. Sorry…it’s kind of unpleasant.  Normally I like to maintain a certain level of whimsy in this blog, but I now feel like I killed a unicorn and drank its blood. […]

The Tucson Bus System, Part I: O Holy Hurrff

[Warning! I curse a little bit in this]  Is that what I think it is? Oh God, it is!  Look away.  Don’t look.  Don’t look.  I can’t unsee it – *HURRFF!* Close your eyes and try to think of something other than the man who just got on the bus with the giant mustache covered […]

Fashion Intervention Team!

Towards the end of spring semester of my freshman year at college, I learned an important lesson: when your life is falling apart, you need something simple and superficial to yank you out of your funk, even if it’s for only a day. Now realistically, life wasn’t really falling apart; my psyche was merely experiencing […]