I Hate You, Michael Landon

[Originally posted on November 11, 2011. Surprisingly, this is the most viewed and shared post I have ever written. The internet is mesmerized by Pa Landon’s apple-cheeked death gaze.] An essential part of growing up for any virgin to life is to have your spirits lifted, then promptly trampled on by Michael Landon. Growing up, […]

The Menacing Kitten Services You: Little House Edition

One of the joys of adding Google Analytics to your site is seeing all the strange ways people find your site through search engines.  As I reviewed the list of search terms used to find the site over the past year, I realized I had an opportunity to be service-y and answer a few of […]

Tucson Bus System, Part 2: F-ing Red Robin

[Warning! I drop the F-bomb a few times in this due to quoting.  There is also some erm, more adult issues I mention in this. Sorry…it’s kind of unpleasant.  Normally I like to maintain a certain level of whimsy in this blog, but I now feel like I killed a unicorn and drank its blood. […]

The Tucson Bus System, Part I: O Holy Hurrff

[Warning! I curse a little bit in this]  Is that what I think it is? Oh God, it is!  Look away.  Don’t look.  Don’t look.  I can’t unsee it – *HURRFF!* Close your eyes and try to think of something other than the man who just got on the bus with the giant mustache covered […]